July 2011
Today was my last day of work ! I firmly believe...
LE SIGH.
and-i-hope-you-like-jammin-too:
Sky Might Fall -...
Sorry,
The full package I come with does not include a discount. You can get a sample, if I want you to get it.
I Never Understood How A Girl In Her Bra & Panties...
Amen.
You know you are starting to become a pothead when
Friend: Come to SD with us...
Me: are there gona be weed?
Friend: let's go to lil wayne concert
Me: you are gona smoke me out
Friend: Whats crackinn TEA!
Me: let's go smoke
Someone interesting (the only kind of someone you...
HAR HAR HAR OMG THIS HOROSCOPE. . . “the only kind of someone you like”… i fucking swear, another dick with another problem with another broke ass with another fuck? facking great.
POINTS ARE LESS
SOME PEOPLE says they are broke as fuck...
And I see them wearing Urban Outfitters, and $100 jeans. the fuck nigga.
They said wait for him
They said make the first move
They said that means he likes you
They said he might be back with his ex
They said I can do better
They said he is a sweetheart
They said get it, gurl
They said he should want you more than you want him
I have listened to what they said, and followed every advice possible. Even about comparing guys with sandwiches. I say , nigga be...
Boys think of girls just like books. If the cover...
jackthequeen:
Sadly, this is part of the reason why I have changed so much over the years.
2 tags
what do i do at 2 30 am →
BONE SHOPPING
looking up some bone stuff on the internet.
finds out guys have no bone in their penis to really have a boner.
and penis bone is called baculum. it looks like a candy cane.
I’m starting to realize people don’t care a lot of things that I say.
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well, i guess that’s why we have blogs for.
Oh, friend.
Me : dude, i wana buy a whole skeleton set!
Friend : why you need skeleton? you already have it.
Me: ....
what if all weed was named after different bands
pothead #1: yo you got some belle & sebastian
pothead #2: nah dawg i only have modest mouse but last night i did slipknot and you know that shit goes hard so i'm still recovering might do some iron & wine it's mellow enough
I love this.
When there's a school fight there are..
The trash talkers
The badass
The Resolver
The one who ask too many questions
And then there’s me..
